#1002 He's put up with worked with Morrissey for fifteen years.
#1003 He thinks all broken guitar necks are his.
#1056 He can play 'the cups' - you can't.
#1089 He used to own a moped.
#1010 That photo of him out on the piss with Moz and Gaz during the recording of Ringleader of the Tormentors.
#1024 How he lost his tooth is one of the world's greatest mysteries.
#1025 How the gap was filled is stranger yet.
#1072 He probably has huge stacks of Record Collector magazine in his garage - and not just the ones that feature himself.
#1111 Despite Moz keeping him busy, Boz still finds time to record with his friends, like on Steve Hooker's Stagger Lee is Back.
#1166 The Polecats still do gigs together.
#1199 He replies to fans' nonsensical messages on MySpace about his dresses.
#1200 Lyn has a MySpace too.
#1201 So does Jesus.
#1237 When there was a fight in the audience at the Grimsby gig during "How Soon Is Now", Boz stood on the edge of the stage and peered into the fracas with concern. Was he seconds from leaping in himself? He would've won.
#1292 When he's on tour, his daughters leave messages for him on his website's guestbook. All together now - awww!
#1347 That double-necked Italian tricolore guitar is all kinds of cool.
#1385 He once had to be cut free from a pair of leather trousers.
#1408 His guitar-playing is the only thing listenable about The OneThree.
#1436 It has been said that in the video of "You Have Killed Me", he looks like he should be in the Yakuza.
#1458 He and Gaz, stood together on stage, look like the practical jokers in your class at school. Only older.
#1482 He's got his own team of fluffers.
#1529 Despite being rather fab, he's down-to-earth and modest. Bless.
#1572 Didn't he look dashing in his Italian policeman's uniform in the video of "The Youngest Was The Most Loved"? We're hoping for a toga next time.
#1603 He talks to the fans outside gigs, even though it cuts into valuabe wine-drinking time.
#1671 There is a rumour that Boz eschews the boxer and jockey short, even the tanga brief, in favour of the classic, vintage-styled Y-front. The man is clearly an underwear style icon.
#1714 When you yell "BOZ!" at him from the front row of a gig, he mouths "What?" at you. Because we love you, of course!
#1765 As Moz's "Musical Director", he sounds as if he puts on shows of West Side Story and Guys & Dolls in his spare time - starring Gaz and Jesse in drag. His production of The Sound of Music made sensible use of their nun costumes.
#1833 He got rid of the goatee - yay!
#1861 His limitless showcase of wacky facial expressions.
#1895 He probably carves the Sunday roast in one of those aprons with a body builder's torso on it.
#1896 Body builder's probably carve the Sunday roast in an apron with Boz's torso on it.
#1912 Lloyd Tripp, his guitar tech, is a great big rockabilly hunk. Clearly Boz thinks about the importance of keeping the female audience members entertained.
#1934 The guitar solo in "Jack The Ripper".
#1963 He'd look hot in a waist cincher.
#2002 He's a really lovely bloke. Bless you, Big B!
